Unbelievable Deals at This 3 Rivers Western Lodge! (USA)
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First Impressions: Arrival and Accessibility (and my near-disaster…)
Alright, so pulling up to the 3 Rivers Western Lodge…it’s picturesque. Think towering pines, a crystal-clear river (I think they were actually three rivers, but hey, poetic license, right?), and that classic log-cabin vibe. Now, I’m not a fancy pants, but even I was impressed.
Accessibility: (This one’s important, so we gotta lead with it.) The website promised accessible rooms, and thankfully, they delivered. Wider doorways, a roll-in shower… all the things. Whew. My partner uses a wheelchair, and honestly, that's the FIRST thing we checked, and they did a good, nay, GREAT job. No ramp nightmares, no weird steps. Easy peasy lemon squeezy. They've got it down. Accessibility is a win!
Rant Moment Number One: Getting to the front desk had a slight snag. Because GPS led me to a dirt track, which had a very enthusiastic, but unhelpful, squirrel. I swear, the critter was trying to steal my tire caps! Anyway, I needed to park the car, and there was a slight incline – but the staff quickly jumped in, offering quick help. Which was nice. So, overall – A for Accessibility.
We're talking about a Western lodge! A Western Lodge that is a pretty beautiful, especially the location. The location is great, lots of great places to go sight-seeing.
On-Site Goodies and Grub:
On-site accessible restaurants / lounges: Yes! And they’re lovely. The main restaurant, "The Rushing River Grill" (catchy, right?), has plenty of space and is accessible.
Internet, Internet [LAN], Internet services, Wi-Fi in public areas, Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!: Okay, this is where I breathe a sigh of relief. Free Wi-Fi in ALL rooms! And it actually works. Not like some places, where you’re lucky to get a dial-up signal. The public areas are good too, for chatting with friends.
Dining, drinking, and snacking: Oh, the food. Let's talk food.
Restaurants: More than one! Score!
Western cuisine in restaurant I'm not a fan of Western cuisine as some people are.
Vegetarian restaurant: There's a vegetarian restaurant! Good.
Room service [24-hour]: Now we're talking! Late-night burger cravings? No problem. I did, however, order a club sandwich at 3 AM, and it was…well, it was a sandwich. Don't expect Michelin-star quality.
Happy hour is happening. The bar is a little rough around the edges, but the staff is really nice.
Snack bar: Perfect for quick bites.
Poolside bar: Yes! Cocktails by the pool. Essential.
Things to do, ways to relax:
Swimming pool [outdoor]: The pool is beautiful! A fantastic view, nice and cool.
**Pool with view: **Yes! I could sit there all day.
Spa: Ooh, the spa! More on this later.
Sauna, Spa/sauna, Steamroom: Yep, the whole shebang.
Gym/fitness, Fitness center: I saw a gym. I didn’t go in. Let’s just say my idea of fitness involves a leisurely stroll to the buffet.
Massage: Yes, they had massage services. My back was absolutely killing me.
Body scrub, Body wrap, Foot bath: All the pampering! Finally.
Things to do: Hiking, fishing, exploring nearby towns. You’ll never be bored.
Couple's room: Yes!
Cleanliness and safety: This is SUPER important, especially these days.
- Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer, Hygiene certification, Rooms sanitized between stays, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Staff trained in safety protocol: They take it seriously. Felt really good about that.
- Physical distancing of at least 1 meter: They try.
- Breakfast takeaway service, Breakfast in room, Individually-wrapped food options, Safe dining setup: Good options.
- Room sanitization opt-out available: A nice touch. Not sure why you would, but the option's there.
- Cashless payment service: Yesssss!
The Spa Experience (My Private Paradise - and a Little Mishap…):
Okay, the Spa… This is where the 3 Rivers Lodge really shines. I booked a deep tissue massage (needed it badly, after my travel adventures), and it was heaven! Seriously, the masseuse worked out knots I didn’t even know I had. This place is worth it for the spa alone.
Here’s the story: I was so relaxed, I nearly fell asleep in the steam room. But wait. I DID fall asleep. And I woke up. To find myself alone. In the sauna. For like an hour. That wasn't quite the "relaxation" I was expecting. But hey, at least the steam room was clean! Rooms (Cozy, with a Few Quirks):
- Available in all rooms: Additional toilet, Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens:
- The room itself was comfortable. Big bed, blackout curtains (essential for my sleep-deprived soul), and a lovely view of the trees. I was a bit "eh" about the bathroom phone. Who uses those anymore? But, hey, it was there. Clean, tidy, no complaints. Wi-Fi was strong in the room, even for endless scrolling.
The Little Things & Weirdly Specific Observations
- Pets allowed I didn't see any pets.
- The coffee in the restaurant was surprisingly good.
- The shrine I saw (not sure what was that).
- There was a gift/souvenir shop – I snagged a t-shirt that says "I Survived the 3 Rivers Lodge" (kidding, mostly).
- The staff was unfailingly polite and helpful. They really seem to care.
- Meeting/banquet facilities could be available, but I didn't see any.
- Exterior corridor. I like this, I saw people.
- Safety/security feature I don't know what this means.
- Safe dining setup I felt relaxed.
- Kids facilities I don't have any kids.
- The elevator was a lifesaver after all the stairs.
The "Unbelievable Deal" Pitch (Because you need to book!):
Okay, so you've heard the good, the bad, and the slightly-odd. Bottom line? The "Unbelievable Deals at This 3 Rivers Western Lodge!" are…well, they're pretty darn good!
Here's why you need to book, like, yesterday:
- The Spa. Seriously. Book a massage. Thank me later.
- Accessibility: They get it. And that makes a huge difference.
- Free Wi-Fi: Stay connected (or disconnect, if that's your thing).
- Location, Location, Location: Perfect for exploring, relaxing, and getting away from it all.
- The Overall Vibe: It's a low-key, friendly place. You
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because this ain't your grandma's travel itinerary. This is a survival guide, a confession, and a love letter all rolled into one, centered around Western Holiday Lodge in Three Rivers, California. Consider yourselves warned.
The "Almost Didn't Happen" Western Holiday Lodge Debacle (and Triumph!)
(Day 1: Arrival - Or, How I Learned to Hate the "Scenic Route")
8:00 AM: Wake up in a state of mild panic in my San Francisco apartment. "Did I pack enough socks?" is a real question spiraling in my brain.
9:00 AM: The "smart people" (my friends, mostly) told me to book flights. But no, I decided to drive. Big mistake. Massive, colossal mistake. Road trip! Yay!
10:00 AM: Traffic on I-5 is a special kind of hell. It's the first sign this trip will not be the Instagram-perfect getaway I envisioned.
1:00 PM: Stop for "lunch" at a gas station off the freeway. I swear, the hot dog looked like it had seen better days. Ate it anyway. Regrets.
3:00 PM: Finally, out of the freeway! The "scenic route" is… well, it's scenic, alright. Scenic in the sense that the roads are so curvy, I'm pretty sure my stomach's trying to escape through my ears.
5:00 PM: Arrive at Western Holiday Lodge. The place… is rustic. Real rustic. Like, "bears might wander in for a midnight snack" rustic. My first thought? "Oh, God, I hope there's Wi-Fi." (There is. Thank the heavens!)
- Anecdote: The front desk lady, bless her heart, looked like she'd seen a lot. She handed me the key with a weary smile and said, "Enjoy. And watch out for the squirrels. They're bold." Bold, indeed. They were practically mugging me for my granola bar later.
6:00 PM: Unpack. Discover the room has a charming (read: ancient) air conditioner. Turns it on. Pray it works. It does! Sort of…
7:00 PM: Decide that the best way to combat travel stress is a beer and a walk. Walk around the grounds of Western Holiday Lodge. There's a fire pit, which looks alluring.
8:00 PM: Attempt to start a fire. Fail spectacularly, despite watching a YouTube tutorial. The wood is damp. The lighter… is my enemy.
9:00 PM: Give up on the fire, and settle on a hot bath and a good book. The bathtub had that weird ring around it, but I decided to push through.
10:00 PM: Finally, sleep. I prayed that all the things I was afraid of wouldn't come to fruition.
(Day 2: Sequoia, The Giants, and My Impending Doom (and My Triumph!)
- 7:00 AM: Wake up feeling surprisingly refreshed. The adventure is ahead!
- 8:00 AM: Breakfast at the lodge. Think "continental," but with slightly more questionable pastries. Decide to seize the day anyway.
- 9:00 AM: DRIVE to Sequoia National Park! The actual reason I came. The mountains, the trees. The awe. I had to see them.
- Quirky Observation: The air smells like pine needles and… something else. Something ancient and wild and a little bit… intimidating.
- 10:00 AM: The Giant Forest. The trees are… indescribable. They're massive. They're old. I felt like an ant. A very awestruck, tiny ant.
- 11:00 AM: Hike to Tunnel Log. It was a bit of a wait to get to the entrance of Tunnel Log. The line was long, but the view was well worth it. Felt my heart swell at the beauty.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch. Found a scenic spot! I was so happy with my little solo picnic that I almost forgot how much I hated the drive up.
- 1:00 PM: Hike the Moro Rock Trail. This is when I felt like I was going to die. The hike is incredibly steep. Each step was a trial, and my lungs screamed in protest. I was sure I was going to tumble into the abyss.
- 2:00 PM: The summit. The view. I was rewarded with a view that was breathtaking. A view that made me forget my aching legs and the fear that had gripped me just an hour before.
- Emotional Reaction: I actually cried. Not a sobbing mess kind of cry, but a quiet, tear-streaked "I can't believe this is real" kind of cry. This? This was why I came. This was magic.
- 3:00 PM: Back down. My legs felt like jelly, but the air felt clearer now.
- 4:00 PM: Drive back to the lodge.
- 5:00 PM: Shower. And then, I think I slept on the couch for a while.
- Messier Structure/Rambles: You know, I think I needed that hike. I needed to feel small. I needed to feel like I was pushing myself. I needed to be reminded that beauty exists, even when it feels a little bit… terrifying.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner. The place seemed so empty! I ate some food but it wasn't great. I had a beer and I went to bed.
(Day 3: River Rats and Reckless Abandon (and My Deepest Regret)
- 8:00 AM: Breakfast. The usual. Start the day off feeling optimistic for another day!
- 9:00 AM: Decide, on a whim, to go whitewater rafting, because: YOLO.
- 10:00 AM: Arrive at the rafting place.
- 10:30 AM: Get instruction. Then, the water. It was cold. Absolutely frigid!
- 11:00 AM: Hit the water. The rafting was exhilarating! The rapids! The splashes! The sheer sense of… dizziness!
- Stronger Emotional Reaction: There were moments of pure, unadulterated glee. I was laughing so hard my sides hurt. It was amazing!
- 12:00 PM: Stop for lunch. It was wonderful being out in the sun.
- 1:00 PM: Then disaster struck.
- Anecdote: I fell out. Right into the rapids. I remember a flash of icy water, then the churning current, and then… nothing but panic. Somehow - miraculously - I popped back up. But in that moment, the fear was bone-deep. The river was angry. I was terrified.
- 2:00 PM: Back on the boat, shaken but okay. My adrenaline was pumping, and I could barely speak.
- 3:00 PM: Finish the float. Despite my scare, it was a worthwhile time.
- 4:00 PM: Back at the lodge, I felt an incredible fatigue.
- 5:00 PM: Order pizza, drink a beer, and call a friend.
- Opinionated Language: My one HUGE regret about this trip? Not bringing a waterproof camera. I would have loved to capture the beauty of the area.
- 6:00 PM: Watch a movie.
- 7:00 PM: Bed.
(Day 4: Departure - and the Longing to Return)
8:00 AM: The usual. Breakfast. I try not to think about the long drive back.
9:00 AM: Check out of the lodge. I wave goodbye to the front desk lady. I think she knows my secret shame: I will be back!
9:30 AM: Commence the drive. The drive is bad until the scenery is nice.
1:00 PM: The drive home. The road seemed longer this time.
6:00 PM: Back home, safe and sound. After all the ups and downs, something in my heart had been changed.
- Final Thoughts: This wasn't a perfect trip. There were moments of frustration, fear, and general messiness. But the messy parts? They're the real memories. And the wonder of the Giant Forest and the wildness of the river? They're etched into my soul. I will be back. I have to be back, to make more memories.
Unbelievable Deals at 3 Rivers Western Lodge: Ask Me Anything (Seriously...I've Been There.)
Are these "Unbelievable Deals" REALLY believable? I'm a skeptic...
Alright, alright, I get it. Skepticism is practically a national pastime. And yes, the "deals" at 3 Rivers Western Lodge... they're *mostly* believable. Look, I went expecting the worst. I thought it'd be some bait-and-switch situation, you know? 'Come for the cheap stay, pay for the soul-crushing nickel-and-diming.'
But here's the thing: they actually WERE cheaper than other places nearby. Especially for…well, let's be honest, the middle of nowhere. I'm talking like, "Wow, that's less than my coffee this morning" kinda cheap. That's what got me in the door. (And the promise of a hot tub after a day of hiking... more on that later...)
Now, did they try to upsell? Absolutely. There were offers for horseback riding, guided fishing trips, gourmet meals... but they weren't *pushy*. You could politely decline, no sweat. So, yeah, believable. Just maybe bring some extra cash, 'cause you *might* want to do something extra.
Anecdote Alert: I almost fell for the guided fishing trip. Then I remembered I'm terrified of fish. Dodged a bullet there. Also dodged the trout, I'm assuming, too.
What's the catch? There's always a catch!
Okay, the catch...well, it's not a *huge* catch. Don't expect five-star luxury. Or maybe don't come expecting a lot of options. Think of it as ‘rustic charm’ (which translates to… well, a certain kind of charm).
The rooms are clean, but they're not exactly *modern* modern. The TVs are… small. The internet… well, let’s just say you'll be reconnecting with nature, and probably not the digital kind. And the phone signal? Pray for it. Or, you know, embrace the blissful silence.
And the food… that's a mixed bag. The pancakes were legendary. The coffee… was coffee. But you're not there for Michelin-star dining. You're there for the experience, right? And at those prices, it's tough to complain. I mean, I didn't *love* every single meal, but I didn’t starve, and I certainly didn't break the bank.
Quirky Observation: I swear, the moose head over the fireplace in the lobby looked like he was judging my fashion choices. He was, I'm sure. I wore the wrong hat that day.
Is it kid-friendly? Would this be a good family vacation?
Hmm... Kid-friendly... That's a tough one. It depends on YOUR kids. If your children are the type who need constant stimulation – an arcade, a pool with a slide, non-stop WiFi - then probably not. They'll be *bored*. Terribly, miserably bored. And you'll be stuck mediating sibling squabbles.
However, if you have kids who are into exploring and the outdoors.. then YES! It's awesome! There are trails to hike, rivers to splash in (carefully!), and plenty of wide open spaces to run around. And away from screens and social media. It’ll force them to interact with you, which can be good or bad, but generally it's good. I saw some well-behaved kids feeding the horses. Looked like a Norman Rockwell painting!
My advice: Pack plenty of snacks, books, and maybe some board games. And be prepared for some serious unplugging.
Emotional Reaction: I actually saw a family laughing around a campfire one night, no phones in sight. It made me oddly happy. Maybe I'm getting soft.
Give me the lowdown on the hot tub. Is it a lie?!
The hot tub...ah, the hot tub. This deserves its own section, really. Ok, deep breath. The hot tub *exists*. It's not a figment of your imagination. It's... an outdoor hot tub. Under the stars. Potentially sharing space with mosquitoes.
Here's the thing: it's not a fancy, bubbling spa experience. It's more like a basic, functional, gets-the-job-done hot tub. It might have a slightly greenish hue to the water. It might or might not have all the jets working perfectly. But when you’ve spent the day hiking, and your muscles are screaming, it is... pure, unadulterated bliss.
My experience? One night, the jets fizzled out mid-soak. I was furious. I mean FUMING. But then I looked up at the stars. And then I saw a shooting star. And I thought... okay, maybe this is worth it after all. (Still, if you're a hot tub snob, bring your own bubbles.)
Rambling Digression: I saw a guy in the hot tub wearing a speedo. A SPEEDO. I shuddered. Also, the hot tub is like the social hub. Met more people there than I thought possible, and they were all, like, “Yeah, the jets died on me, too!”
What's the deal with the staff? Good, bad, indifferent?
The staff… well, they're a mixed bag, like the meals. They’re mostly friendly, although “efficient” would probably be a better word. You're not going to find a lot of white-glove service. They are… well, they've probably been working there a long time. Which is a good thing and can also be a bad thing (depending on how much they love their jobs).
There was this one woman at the front desk. bless her heart, she was so helpful. She knew all the best hiking trails (and the ones to avoid…which was good since I’d been eyeing one that was apparently REALLY difficult). Then there was a waiter who was clearly having a bad day. He sort of threw the coffee at me. (Okay, maybe that's an exaggeration. A *slight* one.)
Overall? They’re… okay. They’re not going to bend over backwards for you, but they’ll help you. Just be nice to them. They’re probably tired. It's the kind of place where you don't expect a whole lot and are sometimes pleasantly surprised.
Opinionated Language: Honestly? I sort of appreciated the lack of overwhelming hospitality. It felt… real. Not fake-cheery. Just real.
