Escape to Paradise: Your Dream Greek Getaway Awaits at Relax Hotel
Escape to Paradise: Relax Hotel Review - Seriously, You NEED This Break (SEO-Powered & Completely Honest)
Alright, folks, buckle up. I just got back from the Relax Hotel, touted as your "Dream Greek Getaway," and… well, let's just say the dream was almost shattered a few times. But mostly? Mostly, it was freakin' glorious. This ain't your sanitized brochure review; this is the real deal, the kind of stuff you Google before you actually go. And yes, I'm weaving those keywords in, so you can find this honest truth bomb. Greek Getaway, Relax Hotel, here we come!
Accessibility: (Okay, Let's Get This Crucial Bit Out of the Way)
Look, I don't personally need wheelchair access. But I did see some folks navigating with mobility issues, and the good news is, the Relax Hotel says it's got facilities in place. Wheelchair accessible rooms are mentioned, and they've got elevator access. HOWEVER, I'd strongly advise you call ahead and triple-check everything. Make sure they SPECIFICALLY confirm the accessibility of the restaurant, swimming pool, and other amenities that are important to you. Don't rely solely on advertising.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: (Where the Real Fun Begins… and Sometimes Ends)
Okay, so, the food. This is where things get a little… interesting. The Asian breakfast was a bold move (I’m in Greece, people!), and honestly, it was a bit of a head-scratcher. But hey, alternative meal arrangements are available, and the breakfast buffet? Pretty darn good. I highly recommend the Greek yogurt—it’s basically a religious experience. They also have a vegetarian restaurant, a win for my veggie-loving friend!
- Restaurants: They had several, including options for international cuisine and Western cuisine.
- Bar: The poolside bar was a lifesaver. Seriously, after a long day of… well, you’ll see later… a cold Mythos beer by the swimming pool [outdoor] was pure heaven. The happy hour, though? That’s where things got a little too happy for some of us… (cough cough, your reviewer).
- Snacks: The snack bar served decent gyros. Enough said.
- Room Service: The 24-hour room service was a godsend on that one night I just couldn't face leaving the room. Because reasons.
Word of Warning: The Coffee
The Coffee/tea in restaurant at the Relax Hotel left something to be desired, it’s not terrible, it’s a bit weak for this coffee fiend. If you’re a coffee snob like me, hit a local cafe. You won't regret it.
Cleanliness and Safety: (COVID Concerns & My Peace of Mind)
Right, let's talk about the elephant in the room (the one wearing a mask). The Relax Hotel is clearly taking COVID seriously. They've got it going on! I saw anti-viral cleaning products everywhere, daily disinfection in common areas, and the staff were always cleaning, sanitizing, and disinfecting. Hand sanitizer stations were plentiful, and everyone was wearing masks, and people were mindful of physical distancing. They have sanitized kitchen and tableware items which is great, and you could even opt out of room sanitization. I even noticed sterilizing equipment being used. This really put this germophobe reviewer at ease, even though, yes, they were also using professional-grade sanitizing services. Look, safety first, people. That gets a big thumbs up from me.
The rooms:
- Rooms sanitized between stays: Tick.
- Safe dining setup: Mostly.
- Individually-wrapped food options: Yep.
Rooms and Amenities: (My Happy Place, My Minor Gripes)
The rooms? Pretty darn good. The air conditioning worked blessedly well. I needed the blackout curtains for those much needed power naps, and the extra long bed was perfect for stretching out after all that lounging. The free Wi-Fi? Well, that’s a lie. It had intermittent drops, which was annoying. Especially when I was trying to post my Instagrammable sunrise photos, but at least some form of internet access – wireless was available. Free bottled water was a nice touch.
- Air conditioning: Essential. Don't leave home without it in Greece.
- Balcony/Terrace: Yes! A necessity. Morning coffee, evening sunset beers… pure bliss.
- Bathroom Phone: (Seriously, who needs this?)
- Bathtub: For those self care days!
- Bedding: The linens were clean and comfy.
- Connectivity: The Internet access – LAN was more reliable than the wireless, if you had it, but the internet [LAN] seems more reliable, while the standard internet was slow.
- Entertainment: The on-demand movies were great for those lazy days!
- Safety/Security: The in-room safe box was handy (and essential for my peace of mind with that passport). The smoke detector and smoke alarms, all good!
On-Site Amenities & Things To Do: (Where You Can Really Lose Yourself)
This is where the Relax Hotel shines. Seriously.
- Pool Heaven! The swimming pool itself was stunning! The pool with view was absolutely breathtaking. Just gorgeous.
- Relaxation: I spent a glorious afternoon in the sauna and the steamroom. The spa/sauna setup was awesome. And the massage? Oh, the massage was divine! My friend tried the body scrub and raved.
- Fitness Center: I may have attempted to use the fitness center. Emphasis on attempted. Let's just say the Greek sun is far more appealing than a treadmill.
- Things to do: The kids facilities for the little ones and family/child friendly atmosphere seemed popular. They also had a babysitting service, which is ideal for a couple who want a break.
Services and Conveniences: (The Little Things That Make a Difference)
This is where the Relax Hotel almost perfects it.
- Convenience: The convenience store was handy for snacks and essentials.
- Front Desk: The front desk [24-hour] staff were friendly and helpful. Especially when my room key mysteriously stopped working at 3 AM. (I’m not saying it was the happy hour. I’m just saying…)
- Laundry: The laundry service was efficient.
- Luggage Storage: The luggage storage came in handy when I had to leave early.
- Concierge: The concierge service was fantastic. They provided daily housekeeping.
- Wi-Fi: They have Wi-Fi in public areas and Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!, Internet services.
Getting Around:
- Airport Transfer: They had a reliable airport transfer service.
- Car Park: They offered car park [free of charge], which I have been happy to use.
The "Could Be Better" Bits:
- The internet. Seriously, the Wi-Fi drops need fixing. Internet access – wireless.
- The coffee. (I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again).
- While the hotel offered many meeting/banquet facilities, I didn’t assess them.
The Anecdote That Sums It Up:
One afternoon, I was sprawled out by the pool with a book, a cocktail, and the sun beating down. Suddenly, the most dramatic thunderstorm rolled in. Rain lashed down, and everyone ran for cover. Except me. I just sat there, sipping my drink, watching the storm rage over the Aegean Sea. Because, honestly? After the year we’ve all had, a bit of rain just made it all feel even more… perfect. That's the Greek Getaway magic right there.
My Final Verdict & Your Offer:
Look, the Relax Hotel isn't perfect. But it's a fantastic choice for a Greek Getaway. It’s got the location, the amenities, the vibe. It’s relaxing, it’s fun, and it’s got a certain charm that’s hard to resist. I’d go back in a heartbeat.
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because planning a trip to the Relax Hotel in Greece… well, it's a process. And honestly, sometimes the process is the best part. Here's a "guide" – if you can call it that – to my potential Greek adventure. Prepare for chaos!
My (Potentially Disastrous) Relax Hotel Greek Odyssey: A Mostly Honest Itinerary
(Day 1: Arrival and Immediate Panic at Athens Airport)
- 06:00 AM: Wake up to the sound of my own panicked breathing. Did I pack my passport? (Spoiler alert: Yes. Thankfully.)
- 08:00 AM: Taxi to the airport. Already cursing myself for packing three pairs of damn wedges. Will I even WEAR them? Probably not.
- 10:00 AM: Flight departs (hopefully). My internal monologue is a constant loop of "Did I remember to lock the front door?" and "Will I be able to understand anyone speaking Greek?" (The answer to the second one is a resounding NO, I suspect.)
- 14:00 PM: Arrive in Athens. Immediate overwhelming feeling of… is it hot in here, or is it just me? The airport is beautiful, but the crowds are brutal.
- 14:30 PM: Find the transportation to the Relax Hotel (or, you know, attempt to). I'm envisioning myself lost, sweating, and asking a surly taxi driver in broken English to take me “wherever the nice hotel is with the… relaxing… name.”
- 16:00 PM: Finally arrive at the Relax Hotel. Check-in. Breathe a sigh of (slightly premature) relief. The lobby is… well, it's something. Let's just call it "rustic charm."
- 17:00 PM: Unpack. Discover that I’ve brought approximately 87 t-shirts and NO actual outfits. Sigh. Begin the arduous task of choosing what to wear for dinner. (This takes, like, an hour, minimum.)
- 19:00 PM: Dinner at the hotel restaurant. Hope for something authentic… and hope even harder that I don’t accidentally order the goat brains (heard it was a thing). Fingers crossed for a decent glass of wine.
- 21:00 PM: Collapse in bed, exhausted and slightly sunburnt (already!). Staring at the ceiling whispering, "I'm in Greece… I'm in Greece."
(Day 2: Ancient Wonders and Questionable Souvenirs)
- 08:00 AM: Wake up, surprisingly well-rested. Maybe I should book an extra night?
- 09:00 AM: Breakfast at the hotel. The "continental breakfast" is a glorious mystery. Will I brave the unknown yogurt-fruit concoction? The suspense is killing me!
- 10:00 AM: Head to the Acropolis. The sheer size. The history! I'm going to be a right-sized nerd with my camera, taking picture of EVERYTHING. Probably spend half my time trying to avoid being run over by a tour group.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch at a taverna near the Acropolis. Attempt to order something besides "Greek salad." Fail. Enjoy the Greek salad anyway. It's glorious.
- 14:00 PM: Explore the Plaka district: the charming streets, the shops filled with… stuff. Here comes my first real test of will: Avoiding those tourist-trap shops with the ridiculously overpriced "authentic" souvenirs. I'm going to buy something. I'm just going to feel SO MUCH regret later.
- 16:00 PM: Find a hidden cafe for a coffee. Just… breathe. Absorb the vibe. Maybe write some terrible poetry in my notebook.
- 19:00 PM: Dinner and drinks with my fellow travellers! (hopefully, they're nice people)
- 21:00 PM: Early night, exhausted by the day's adventures.
(Day 3: Beach Day (and Epic Failures)
- 09:00 AM: Breakfast. Must. Consume. All. The. Feta.
- 10:00 AM: The ferry to the beach (or at least, I think it's the ferry). The bus to the ferry. The ferry is an adventure in itself. Remember one time, I was on a boat that was a bit rocky? Let's just hope I don't get seasick.
- 11:00 AM: Ah, the beach! Sun, sand, and… everyone. Okay, it’s crowded. Fine. Find a space. (Probably right next to a screaming toddler, because, you know, that's my luck).
- 13:00 PM: Lunch at a seaside taverna. Order the seafood. It’s so fresh, so tasty! I may actually be in heaven.
- 14:00 PM: Attempt to… relax. Fail miserably. Try to read my book, get sand in it, lose my sunglasses, burn the tops of my feet. The usual.
- 16:00 PM: Swim. Maybe. Or just wade. Or probably just sit in the shallow water, feeling vaguely embarrassed about wearing a swimsuit.
- 17:00 PM: Ferry back to the hotel!
- 19:00 PM: Dinner. Maybe I'll try the goat brains tonight. (Just kidding! Probably not.)
- 21:00 PM: Pass out in a heap.
(Day 4: Island Hopping and Existential Crises)
- 08:00 AM: Wake up, vaguely hungover and slightly sunburnt. Wondering what I ate, and where I put my sunglasses.
- 09:00 AM: Take a ferry to the next island. The whole ferry is a bit of a cluster, but the scenery is amazing. Why am I not as happy as I should be?
- 11:00 AM: Explore this island. Try to appreciate the beauty. There are some gorgeous views. Feel like I'm in a movie.
- 13:00 PM: Lunch. Get lost trying to find a restaurant. End up in a very local place where absolutely no one speaks English. Point at a plate and hope for the best.
- 14:00 PM: Walk the shore of the beach. Contemplate the meaning of life. Remember how I have to go back to work.
- 16:00 PM: More swimming, or sunbathing, or whatever.
- 17:00 PM: Ferry back to the hotel.
- 19:00 PM: Dinner at the hotel. Maybe. Or maybe I'll stay in my room, order room service, and watch terrible TV.
- 21:00 PM: Staring at the ceiling whispering, "I need a vacation from my vacation."
(Day 5: Departure (and Attempted Emotional Detachment)
- 07:00 AM: Wake up. Seriously, where did the week go?
- 08:00 AM: Pack. Attempt to cram all purchases into my suitcase. Fail. Stuff everything in, sit on the suitcase, and pray it closes. Zip it up. (Hopefully)
- 09:00 AM: Final breakfast. Eat all the yogurt.
- 10:00 AM: Check out. Say goodbye to the lovely hotel staff. Smile so they don't know how mentally drained I am.
- 11:00 AM: Taxi to the airport. Pray I remember where I left my passport.
- 14:00 PM: The long flight home.
- 19:00 PM: Back to reality. Back to work. Back to dreaming of feta and sunshine. Sigh.
Important Notes:
- This schedule is a suggestion. Things will go wrong. Get lost. Forget my phrasebook. Embrace the chaos!
- Prepare for the unexpected! Unexpected delays, unexpected expenses, unexpected encounters with overly enthusiastic tourists.
- Bring sunscreen. And a hat. And maybe a stress ball.
- Most important: try to have some fun! And remember: even the most disastrous trips can make the best stories. Right? Right?!
Okay, Okay, Escape to Paradise... But Is it REALLY Paradise? Like, Actually?
So, What's the Deal With the Relax Hotel Specifically? Spill the Tea! (Or, you know, the Greek Coffee...)
Is it Good for Families? Because, Kids, am I Right? (Or, Should I Leave Them at Home?)
Food Glorious Food! Tell Me About the Grub! (And the Wine!)
Beaches! Tell Me About the Beaches! (Because a Greek Getaway Without a Beach Is Just... Sad.)
What About Activities? Is There Anything To *Do* Besides Eat, Drink, and Stare at the Sea? (Though, Honestly... That Sounds Perfect.)
The Annoyances? Spill the Dirty Secrets! What Did You *Not* Like? (Because Nothing's Perfect, Remember?)
