Escape to Paradise: Ridgemark Golf & Resort Awaits!
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because we're diving deep into Ridgemark Golf & Resort. Forget your perfectly curated Instagram feed. We're going for REAL here. This isn't just a review; it's a… well, it's me trying to untangle the chaotic beauty of this place.
ESCAPE TO PARADISE: RIDGEMARK GOLF & RESORT AWAITS! – The Unvarnished Truth (and Maybe a Few Tee Shots)
First off, let’s get the obvious out of the way: Accessibility. Okay, so I wasn't in a wheelchair, but I did notice elevators (phew!), and there's mention of Facilities for disabled guests which is a HUGE point in my book, because nobody should feel left out of a good time. They've also got CCTV in common areas & CCTV outside property, which, honestly, makes me feel a whole lot better about my late-night pizza runs.
On-Site Nibbles and Nosh… or, My Stomach's Guide to Ridgemark
Okay, food. Let's talk food. This is usually where things get… dicey for me. Because, let's face it, I’m a snacker. Ridgemark? They've got OPTIONS, people!
- Restaurants: Plenty of 'em! Restaurants, plural! So, I’m basically in heaven. Didn't make it to all of them, because… you know… time, and a serious commitment to the Bar.
- Room Service (24-Hour): YES. Because sometimes, a 2 AM craving for a burger is a legitimate human need. Seriously lifesaver.
- Coffee Shop: Bless. My. Caffeine. Cravings.
- Poolside Bar: I spent a significant chunk of my trip here. Let's just say the Pool with a view and a frosty margarita were a match made in… poolside heaven.
- Happy Hour: Essential. Need I say more?
- Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Asian breakfast, Western breakfast - I'm a breakfast snob, and the buffet? It wasn't bad. I'm saying a solid 7/10. They have Coffee/tea in restaurant!
- A la carte in restaurant, Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Desserts in restaurant, Salad in restaurant, Soup in restaurant - My stomach is saying yeah.
- Alternative meal arrangement, Bottle of water, Breakfast takeaway service, Individually-wrapped food options, Safe dining setup, and Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, - They're taking the precautions seriously, which made me feel at ease.
Spa? More Like My Personal Oasis… (Okay, Maybe Not, But Close)
This is where Ridgemark almost won me over completely.
- Spa: YES. Just… yes. They have Sauna, Steamroom, Massage, Body Scrub, Body Wrap and Spa. Spa/Sauna makes the list. I was stressed, they were ready.
- Fitness Center, Gym/fitness: I saw it. Swore I’d use it. Drank a margarita instead. No regrets.
- Pool: See above. I didn't do much in the main pool but it was lovely.
- Foot Bath: Aaaand… I still have to find that.
Cleanliness and Safety: Seriously, I’m a Germaphobe (But in a Chic Way)
Okay, look, I am a bit of a cleanliness freak. The world is a germy place. But Ridgemark? They took it seriously:
- Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer, Hygiene certification, Individually-wrapped food options, Room sanitization opt-out available, Rooms sanitized between stays, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Staff trained in safety protocol - That’s a lot. I felt safe.
- Cashless payment service, Doctor/nurse on call, First aid kit. Just… peace of mind.
- Hot water linen and laundry washing - Gotta love the modern world.
- Physical distancing of at least 1 meter.
- Professional-grade sanitizing services, Sterilizing equipment - phew
The Room: My Temporary Castle (With Complimentary Tea!)
Right, the room. Let's be honest, it's where the magic happens. Or at least, where you collapse after a day of golfing and poolside cocktails.
- Available in all rooms: Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens.
- Additional toilet, Air conditioning, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Ironing facilities, Non-smoking, Room decorations, Soundproof rooms.
- Bathtub - This is where I spent hours, my phone carefully balanced on a nearby surface so I could keep in touch with the real world (haha).
- Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!
- Extra long bed- Because I'm tall!
Things to Do (Besides Napping by the Pool - Which Is Totally a Valid Option)
Okay, so you're not just here to eat and sleep (although, that's perfectly acceptable). What else is there?
- Golfing: Duh! It's in the name!
- Meeting/banquet facilities, Seminars, Meetings - Business travelers, take note!
- Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal - Families, they also have their ducks in a row.
- On-site event hosting, Outdoor venue for special events, Indoor venue for special events, Audio-visual equipment for special events and Wi-Fi for special events - They seem to host pretty much anything.
- The Terrace, and Shrine. Shrugs
Services and Conveniences: Because the Real World Can Wait
- Air conditioning in public area - Hallelujah.
- Business facilities, Cash withdrawal, Concierge, Convenience store, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Facilities for disabled guests, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Invoice provided, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, On-site event hosting, Outdoor venue for special events, Projector/LED display, Safety deposit boxes, Seminars, Shrine, Smoking area, Terrace, Wi-Fi for special events, Xerox/fax in business center
Getting Around: No Sweat (Well, Maybe a Little from the Golf)
Airport transfer, Bicycle parking, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station, Taxi service, Valet parking - Getting in and out. No problem.
Now, the Real Verdict…
Look, Ridgemark isn't perfect. Nothing ever is. There were a few minor hiccups (the elevator did get a little slow at rush hour, and their phone signal wasn’t the greatest.) But overall? It was… good. Really good. I came here stressed, and left feeling… well, not exactly zen master, but definitely less likely to spontaneously combust.
Here's the Bottom Line (And Why YOU Should Book):
Ridgemark is a solid choice for anyone seeking a relaxing getaway with a touch of luxury and a whole lotta convenience. The spa amenities are fantastic, the food is plentiful, and the staff were friendly.
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Why Ridgemark, and Why Now?
- Because You Deserve It: Let's be real, you've been working hard. Ridgemark is your chance to recharge.
- The Spa is Calling: Seriously, that Spa is a lifesaver. Get a massage, a body wrap, and maybe even a foot bath. You'll walk out feeling like a brand new human.
- Food, Glorious Food: From poolside snacks to fancy dinners (and 24-hour room service!), your taste buds will be doing a happy dance.
- Golf, Anyone?: Tee up for some fun on their amazing course. Even if you're not a pro, the views are worth it.
- Clean and Safe: Because it’s important.
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this Ridgemark Golf Club & Resort itinerary ain't gonna be your perfectly-curated Instagram feed. This is REAL LIFE, baby, full of way too much sunscreen and questionable decisions. Let's dive in… prepare for the chaos.
RIDGEMARK RAMBLE: A Mostly-Organized Itinerary (Emphasis on "Mostly")
Day 1: Arrival & Immediate Panic (and Maybe a Cocktail or Three)
1:00 PM: Arrive in Gilroy. Holy moly, traffic on 101 was a NIGHTMARE. Seriously, I swear that minivan had a gravitational pull that slowed everything down. This trip is starting out strong… with road rage.
1:30 PM: Check into our "charming" (read: potentially slightly moldy) rental condo. Okay, first impression… it’s… functional. The view? Pretty great, overlooking the greens. The furniture? Straight out of the 1980s, but hey, nostalgia! I immediately claim the master bedroom (and its questionable-sounding air conditioning unit). Bonus points for the giant TV. We're going to need that.
2:00 PM: Unpack… sorta. Mostly just shove suitcases into the closet. Priorities, people! Time to scope out the resort. Let chaos reign!
2:30 PM: Discover the Pool Bar. This is where it's at. Ordered a margarita (or three… what's a vacation without a little daytime drinking?). Met a guy named Earl who's been coming to Ridgemark for 20 years. He says it's the place to relax. I'm already starting to get it. The sun, the pool… this could be the start of something beautiful… or a total disaster. Either way, I'm in!
4:00 PM: Mild sunburn already. Rookie mistake. Slathered on more sunscreen and vowed to be more diligent. I hate the feeling of peeling skin.
6:00 PM : Debating dinner on the golf club or a short drive for a different option. Ultimately, we choose the golf club.
7:30 PM: Dinner at the Ridgemark Restaurant. Food’s… fine. The view? Still stunning. Halfway through the meal, a rogue golf ball nearly takes out our table. (Thankfully, it missed. My heart however is still racing!). The waiter apologized profusely, even offered us a free dessert. I swear my anxiety is at an all-time high.
9:00 PM: Stumble back to the condo, feeling pleasantly buzzed. Attempt to watch a movie. Get distracted by the TV's ancient remote control. Give up. Bedtime.
Day 2: Golfing (Attempted) & Glorious Failure
- 7:00 AM: Wake up feeling surprisingly good. Until I try to stretch. Turns out, my body is still recovering from the car trip.
- 8:00 AM: Golf lessons (or at least, a very polite "swing demonstration".) I've never played before. My expectations are… low. My golf swing is… well, let's just say it's more "windmilling" than "professional." The instructor, bless his heart, tried to explain the grip thing, the stance, the entire game. I mostly just nodded and prayed I wouldn't embarrass myself too badly.
- 9:00 AM: The actual golf game. Let the humiliation commence. I sliced it into the woods on the first hole. Twice. I topped it. I shanked it. I lost at least three balls. Honestly, it was glorious. The scenery was beautiful, the fresh air was amazing, and the sheer ineptitude of my play provided endless entertainment. Even my golf partners have a blast at my expense.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch at the clubhouse. Burgers. Fries. Regret. But who cares? We're at Ridgemark! Celebrate the golf failure with a cold beer.
- 1:00 PM: Nap time. Maybe the most important part of any vacation, and it was very needed.
- 3:00 PM: Pool time, yet again. Because, why not?
- 6:00 PM: Dinner at the condo. Ordered take-out. Pizza night!
- 7:00 PM: Watching a movie on that giant TV.
- 9:00 PM: Bedtime.
Day 3: Wine Tasting & the Sweet Escape
- 9:00 AM: Decide against a massage, the price tag was way too much. Let's save money.
- 10:00 AM: Explore the local wineries. First stop, a tiny boutique place recommended by Earl from the pool. Oh my god. The wine is amazing. The owner, a sweet old lady named Agnes, is even better. She tells us tales of life in the valley, and offers us cheese and crackers. This is the life! I buy a case and immediately start plotting my return.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch. More wine. More cheese. More laughter. This is the best part of the trip!
- 2:00 PM: Get very very tipsy. Decide to order a bottle.
- 3:00 PM: Pool time with the family
- 6:00 PM: Dinner at the clubhouse
- 7:00 PM: End of the night at the pool bar.
Day 4: Departure
- 9:00 AM: Pack. Vow to return to Ridgemark and its beauty.
- 10:00 AM: Last-minute margarita at the pool bar. Just one for the road, you know?
- 11:00 AM: Check out. Say goodbye to Earl.
- 11:30 AM: Hit the road, already calculating when I can come back.
So there you have it. My Ridgemark adventure in all its glory. It wasn't perfect, it was a little messy, and it was an experience that will leave a great memory. And honestly? That's exactly how I like it.
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Escape to Paradise: Ridgemark Golf & Resort – Ask Me Anything (Seriously)
Okay, seriously… is Ridgemark *actually* paradise, or just… a timeshare trap in disguise?
Alright, let's cut the crap. Paradise? Look, I've seen paradise. I've *dreamed* of paradise. Ridgemark? It's… complicated.
I went in expecting a brochure, ended up… well, with a pretty mixed bag. The timeshare pitch? Oh, lord, the *pitch*. I'm still fighting off the persistent phone calls. (Pro-tip: learn to say "Not interested" in a voice that could cut steel.) But the *place* itself? It's got its moments, I'll give it that.
It's not a blatant money grab, definitely not. But paradise? That depends on your definition. If your version involves a slightly wonky golf course with amazing views (emphasis on *views*), a pool that sometimes feels like a giant puddle, and the distinct possibility of running into a grumpy old man complaining about sand traps, then yeah, maybe. Maybe it *is* a slice of heaven.
The golf… is it any good? I'm a *serious* golfer, you know.
Define "serious." Because I'm pretty sure the course has its *own* definition of "serious." I'm no pro, alright? More of a 'whiff-it-and-hope-for-the-best' kind of golfer. But from what I could gather, the golf is… scenic. VERY scenic. The views? Stunning. The actual golfing experience? Well… let's just say I spent a lot of time *searching* for my ball. And by "a lot," I mean, I think I accidentally adopted a lost golf ball at one point. Kept it as a lucky charm.
The course itself is… charmingly weathered. Some fairways are pristine, others… let's just say they've seen better days. The greens? Challenging. Very challenging. My friend swore he could see the ghosts of putts gone wrong haunting the 18th hole. Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised.
So, if you're a serious golfer who requires perfection? Maybe lower your expectations. If you're a serious golfer who appreciates a good laugh and killer views? You might actually have a blast. But bring plenty of golf balls. You'll need them. Trust me.
What about the rooms? Are they… you know… clean? And spacious?
The rooms… ah, the rooms. Okay, so, I stayed in the suite. And it was… okay. Cleanish. Let's say "cleanish." The general vibe is more 'grandma's guest room' than 'luxury hotel'. You can definitely tell it's seen a few generations of guests (a good thing, I think! It shows it's been loved). The space was decent, though. Plenty of room to sprawl, which I needed after losing my golf ball (again!).
The bathrooms? Functional. The water worked, which is always a win in my book. Bonus points for the jacuzzi tub… even though I swear it was trying to eat me. (Okay, slight exaggeration. Maybe.) The view from the balcony was pretty sweet, though. Overlooking the pool. Which reminds me…
The pool! What's the pool like? Is it… crowded?
The pool... THE POOL. Alright, buckle up, this is where my stream-of-consciousness truly takes flight. The pool is... an experience. Its not tiny. Its not huge. The water… it was… okay. I'm pretty sure they chlorine it. (I *hope* they chlorine it.)
Crowded? Depends. Went in the middle of the week... blissfully quiet. Weekends? Let's just say I befriended a toddler in a floatie who kept trying to steal my sunscreen. (Kids are savage, man.) There's a tiny bar there. The drinks? Okay, nothing spectacular, but ice cold. The best part? The way it offers some kind of weird escape. I mean, even if you aren't a pool person, seeing the people just relaxing makes the mood all better.
Look, it's not the Four Seasons pool. But it's a pool. And sometimes, that's all you need after a day of battling sand traps and the existential dread of a missed putt.
What about the food? Are there any decent restaurants on-site?
Restaurants? Okay. The on-site restaurant... it's… there. The food isn't going to win any Michelin stars, but it's reliable. You’re not gonna starve. The service is friendly, if a bit… slow. Once, I waited almost an hour for a burger that was… fine. Not awful. Not amazing. Just… a burger. But hey, I got to people watch while I waited, and that’s always a perk.
The bar? It's got a solid selection of beers and cocktails, and the bartenders are actually pretty cool. If you're looking for a fun conversation or a good laugh, and maybe a mediocre burger, you're in the right place.
There are some decent options nearby though. I remember this *amazing* little Mexican place a short drive away. Actually, now I'm craving tacos… BRB. (Just kidding. Kinda.)
Is there anything *else* to do besides golf and swim and… eat mediocre burgers?
Okay, okay, yeah, there's *some* other stuff. Not a ton. But some. They had a spa, which I didn't try. Because… I'm a guy. And I, frankly, was too lazy after a day on the course. But, it looked… pleasant. Possibly. Maybe. They offer hiking trails, though I didn't venture out there. And there are some other activities on site.
The real appeal is simply getting away. It's nice to be away from city life. It's a place to simply get away. The best part? Probably the peace and quiet, though that depends on who is screaming in the next hotel room. Also, there is a casino nearby, in case you want to lose your money fast.
So, the answer is yes. You can golf, swim, eat a mediocre burger – and then, you can just… *be*. And sometimes, that's enough. Just being.
Would you go back? Be honest!
Honestly?
Yes. I would.
Despite the iffy golf, the sometimes-grumpy pool-goers, the persistent timeshare calls, and the 'meh' burgers. I’d go back. Why? Because it’s… comforting.Web Hotel Search Site
