Unveiling Le 20 Prieure: France's Hidden Hotel Gem!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because we're diving deep into Le 20 Prieure. Forget those pristine brochure reviews, I'm talking the real deal, the warts-and-all, the "did-I-remember-to-pack-enough-snacks?" review. This is not your average hotel, and I'm not your average reviewer. Let's do this.
Unveiling Le 20 Prieure: France's Hidden Hotel Gem! (Or is it? Let's find out…)
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Accessibility (The Good, the Bad, and the… French?)
Okay, let's rip the Bandaid off. Accessibility in France? Can be… a challenge. The website says "Facilities for disabled guests," which is a good start. But specifics? I’m getting flashbacks to a Parisian metro experience involving stairs and a very unhelpful pigeon. I’m not able to give a definitive answer on wheelchair accessibility everywhere, but Elevator is a huge plus! The site mentions exterior corridors, so do ask about room access. But honestly? Double check, triple check, and maybe call ahead to confirm your needs. It's France, charm can sometimes trump practicality, you know? I will update this section if I get full feedback.
Cleanliness & Safety (Because, You Know, Life)
Alright, let’s talk pandemic times. Anti-viral cleaning products? ✅. Daily disinfection in common areas? ✅. Hand sanitizer? ✅. Hygiene certification? ✅. Rooms sanitized between stays? ✅. Staff trained in safety protocol? ✅. They say all the right things. I'm a stickler for this stuff, so good start. The fact that they have Air conditioning in public area is quite nice to. The fact that they are Cashless payment service only makes me feel more safe. Their Safe dining setup is a plus, I think a Doctor/nurse on call is quite comforting. Also, they had a First aid kit, so for the most part, I think they got this right.
Dining, Drinking & Snacking (The Important Stuff!)
Okay, folks, this is where things get interesting. The website mentions Restaurants, plural. Excellent. A la carte in restaurant? Yup. Asian cuisine in restaurant? Yup. Bar? Definitely yup. Coffee/tea in restaurant? You betcha. Desserts in restaurant? Praise be! I’m a sucker for a good crème brûlée. Poolside bar? Poolside bar? YES! This is the stuff dreams are made of. I’m envisioning myself, slightly tipsy, reading a book and watching the sunset. Bliss. I hope they have Bottle of water, I hate asking for that.
Now, the real question: what’s the food actually like? The brochure promises, but the brochures always promise. I need someone to tell me all about the food! Give me the lowdown on the Salad in restaurant, Soup in restaurant, Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Buffet in restaurant, Coffee shop, Happy hour, International cuisine in restaurant, Restaurants, Room service [24-hour], Snack bar, Vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant, Alternative meal arrangement, Asian breakfast.
I need to know! This is a matter of life and death… or at least, holiday happiness.
Services and Conveniences (Making Life Easier…Hopefully)
Concierge? Thank goodness. I need someone to decipher French train schedules and tell me where the best cheese shops are. Daily housekeeping? Yes, please! My travel style involves a level of chaos that requires regular intervention. Dry cleaning? Essential. I'm a messy traveler, let's be honest. Elevator? We covered that. Facilities for disabled guests? See above, but it’s a good start. Luggage storage? Perfect. I always arrive with more baggage than necessary. Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, Seminars? Well, this might be for the business set-up, but it's nice to know. Safety deposit boxes? Always a good sign. Terrace? Fingers crossed for a stunning view!
For the Kids (Gotta keep ‘em happy!)
Babysitting service? Might be useful for a romantic getaway if you’re bringing the rugrats. Family/child friendly? Generally a plus. Kids meal? Good for the picky eaters. The fact that they also have CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property, Fire extinguisher, Front desk [24-hour], Non-smoking rooms, Pets allowed, Safe/security feature, Security [24-hour], Smoke alarms, Soundproof rooms, makes me feel safe.
Getting Around (Because You Gotta Leave Sometime)
Airport transfer? Yes! Makes life so much easier. Car park [free of charge]? Excellent! Car park [on-site]? Even better! Taxi service? Always a plus. Valet parking? Ooh la la! I am so in for this.
In-Room Amenities (The Nitty Gritty)
Okay, let's peek behind the curtain. Air conditioning? ✅. My survival depends on this. Alarm clock? ✅. Because vacations and time still exist? Bathrobes? Nice touch. Coffee/tea maker? ✅. Essential. Free bottled water? ✅. Again, essential. Hair dryer? ✅. My hair thanks you. In-room safe box? ✅. Always appreciate it. Internet access – LAN? ✅ Mirror? ✅. Non-smoking? ✅. Private bathroom? ✅. Seating area? ✅. Separate shower/bathtub? ✅. Shower? ✅. Slippers? ✅. Smoke detector? ✅. Soundproofing? ✅. Telephone? ✅. Toiletries? ✅. Towels? ✅. Wi-Fi [free]? ✅. Window that opens? Please tell me it opens, I need to breathe in that fresh French air.
Things to Do, Ways to Relax (The Real Treat)
Okay, this is why we’re all here, right? The escape? The pampering? Let's see:
- Pool with view? I’m already picturing myself lounging with a cocktail. Get me there.
- Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom, Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor] Oh, yes. Yes, yes, yes. Sign me up for all of the above!
- Massage, Body scrub, Body wrap, Foot bath Okay, I’m starting to hyperventilate slightly.
- Fitness center, Gym/fitness Alright, alright, I'll pretend to be healthy for a bit. (But mostly, I’ll just be eating pastries.)
The Imperfections…and Why They Don’t Matter (Maybe)
Here’s the thing: no hotel is perfect. There will be quirks. Maybe the Wi-Fi will be spotty. Maybe the shower pressure will be weird. Maybe you'll get lost in the labyrinthine corridors. But that’s part of the adventure, isn’t it? Those little imperfections become the stories you tell. The things that make the trip memorable.
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Disclaimer: I am not responsible for any excessive enjoyment, spontaneous purchases of berets, or sudden urges to learn French. You have been warned.
Final Thoughts:
Okay, so is Le 20 Prieure a hidden gem? I can’t fully say without experiencing it myself… But based on the promise and all the delicious amenities, I’m certainly tempted to find out. The fact that it seems to put emphasis on things
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Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this itinerary ain't gonna be your glossy travel brochure kinda deal. We're talkin' Le 20 Prieuré Hotel in France, and my brain is already doing the happy dance/ slight panic wiggle. Here’s the plan, which, let’s be honest, is more of a suggestion.
The Unofficial, Haphazard, Possibly Wine-Soaked Le 20 Prieuré Adventure (… so far):
Day 1: Arrival – Expect Delays, Embrace the Chaos
- Morning (or Whenever the Hell the Plane Actually Lands): Arrival at Lyon-Saint Exupéry Airport. Okay, first hurdle: finding the damn car rental. Me? I'm a mess. I'm so easily overwhelmed in unfamiliar environments, especially when sleep-deprived and caffeinated. Hopefully, I remember to keep my passport in a safe place. Anecdote time: Last time I rented a car in Italy, I got lost in a medieval town, and nearly drove my car into a fountain. So, yeah… wish me luck.
- Afternoon: Drive to Le 20 Prieuré. Google Maps says it's… well, Google Maps says a few things, but I'm mentally preparing for a scenic route, which probably means I'll end up on some tiny, winding road where I’ll need to ask for directions in broken French. The prospect of eating a croissant is the only thing keeping me focused right now.
- Late Afternoon/Early Evening: Check-in and Panic. Finally! The hotel. Oh my god, is it beautiful? I hope so, because I've been picturing it for months. The website photos better be real-life accurate. Check-in… hopefully, they speak English (or are at least patient with my mime-level French). After this long day, I’ll likely have a total meltdown.
- Evening: The first dinner. I think I'm already fantasizing about the first glass of wine. The real test will be ordering. I'm already dreading the moment I have to decipher the menu. Will I chicken out and order the "burger"? Probably. But I'm here to feel something! I will try something new. I hope.
Day 2: Wine, History, and a Possible Existential Crisis
- Morning: Breakfast at Le 20 Prieuré. This better be good. I'm talking fresh bread, local jam, strong coffee. Otherwise, I'm going to be a grumpy mess all day. I'm also hoping they have a good view; I can't start the day without one.
- Morning/Afternoon: Wine Tasting - because, France! The plan is to do a wine tasting, but I'm afraid I'm going to be the worst wine taster. I can't tell the difference between a Merlot and a… well, anything. I'll fake it till I make it. This is going to be fun! My mind is already starting to wander toward the best type of cheese to pair with the wine.
- Afternoon: Explore the local village. Cobblestone streets? Check. Charming shops? Check. Me attempting to buy something in French? Double-check. I'm going to get utterly lost in all the details, guaranteed. I might take a photo of every single flower pot I see, who knows?
- Evening: Dinner. I'm dreaming of roasted duck with potatoes dauphinoise. I am also picturing myself spilling red wine on my white shirt. I may plan for a casual outfit for safety.
Day 3: Doubling Down on the Experience and a Bit of Whimsy
- Morning: The breakfast situation becomes critical. If the croissants aren't still amazing, I might riot. If they are amazing, I might order four.
- Morning/Afternoon: The Wine Tasting. I am making this day all about the wine tasting. We're focusing on the experience. I am not going to worry about sounding like an idiot. Instead, I am going to appreciate the process. I'm going to savor the flavors, even if I can't articulate them.
- Afternoon: A Long Walk. I want to get lost among the grapevines. I want to feel the sun on my face and let the beauty of the countryside wash over me. Maybe I'll even write some poetry. Maybe the poetry will be terrible. Who cares?
- Evening: The perfect dinner. I will go all out and try to find a new restaurant. I will order off the menu. This will be a bold adventure.
Day 4: Departure (Maybe with a Few Tears/Smugness)
- Morning: One last breakfast, a last look around the hotel. The final moments of peace. If the weather is bad, there might be a long sit in the hotel's common area, savoring the last moments of the trip.
- Morning/Afternoon: The drive back to the airport will be a blur. There will be a silent prayer that I remember where I parked the car.
- Afternoon/Evening: Departure. Will I cry? Probably. Will I be smug about having survived? Definitely. Will I be planning my return trip the moment I sit on that plane? Absolutely.
The Big Picture:
Honestly, the "plan" is just a loose guideline. I'm here to absorb, to feel, to embrace the unexpected. I'm here to laugh, to maybe cry a little, and to discover something new about myself and the glorious mess of life. Hopefully, I don't get arrested. Wish me luck.
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Unveiling Le 20 Prieure: France's Hidden Hotel Gem! (Or: My Brain Dump on a Fancy Hotel)
Okay, Le 20 Prieure... What *is* it, exactly? I'm seeing pretty pictures and getting suspicious.
Alright, so picture this: a teeny-tiny luxury hotel, practically hidden in the rural heart of France. Think ancient stones, manicured gardens, and a vibe that screams "I'm here to escape the horrors of… well, everything." It’s Le 20 Prieure, and yes, the pictures are *mostly* accurate. It feels like stepping into a (very expensive) fairy tale. Honestly, you look at the website and think, "Yeah, right. Photoshop and filters." But trust me, the actual place smacks you in the face with its charm. Hard. It’s more 'rustic elegance' than 'sterile modern,' which, for me, is a huge win. I’m a sucker for a bit of history, a touch of age... and maybe a slightly wonky door that sticks. (Which, let me tell you, Le 20 Prieure *definitely* delivers on the wonky door front. More on that later.)
Is it actually 'remote'? Like, am I going to be battling wolves for breakfast?
Remote-ish. Think more "charming village where the only real noise is the gentle clinking of wine glasses" than "isolated cabin in the woods where you pray you don't run out of toilet paper." You are definitely not going to be wrestling wolves. Unless, of course, YOU are a wolf... then, well, good luck with that. It's nestled in a small, beautiful village. I recall driving through it... or rather, *trying* to, because my GPS was completely useless. Ended up asking a very confused-looking farmer for directions (in my appalling French - the only time, thankfully, I've ever needed to say "where is the very fancy hotel?"). Charming!
The Rooms. Give me the lowdown. Are they actually *fancy*?
Fancy? Yeah, absolutely. But it's not the kind of fancy that feels cold and untouchable. The rooms are gorgeously appointed: huge beds (I think I could have comfortably slept an entire soccer team in mine), beautiful antiques, and ridiculously plush bathrooms. I'm talking deep soaking tubs, fluffy robes... the works. And the *smells*! Ah, the smells. Like, this hotel has been infused with expensive perfume. I swear, I spent the first hour just sniffing everything. Curtains, pillows, the air! It was… intoxicating.
BUT... and this is where the *real*ness comes in. They're not perfect. There's character, like the aforementioned slightly sticky door. And a couple of times, the water pressure in the shower... let's just say it was a bit of a trickle. Minor quibbles, honestly, given the overall experience. It’s those little imperfections that make it feel… human. It's not some pristine, soulless hotel chain. It's got grit. In the best way.
The Food! Tell me about the food! Is the Michelin Star hype real?
Alright, buckle up because the food is… well, it's basically why you'll max out your credit card. The restaurant, managed by the Michelin-starred chef, is an experience. I'm not even exaggerating. Every single course was a work of art. The presentation was exquisite. The flavors… mind-blowing. I had this one dish, a seared scallop with some sort of truffle foam and microgreens that I could legitimately cry thinking about. It was an absolute masterpiece.
BUT. Here comes the imperfection. Now, I’m not a food critic, and I don’t pretend to be. But, I did feel a tiny bit… overwhelmed? It was so much *stuff* on the plate, so many flavors vying for attention. I almost, almost, missed the simple joy of a good steak and potatoes. And the portions, oh my god, the portions! I felt full after the amuse-bouche! I still recommend it 100%, but book dinner for just one night, maybe, if there is a lot of food you don't like.
Anything *bad* happen? Be honest!
Okay, here's the truth. Yep. First, a minor incident, but it did make me a bit grumpy. The wifi was… flaky. Like, "dropped you mid-video-call-with-your-boss" flaky. I spent a good chunk of my time wandering around the grounds, searching for a signal like a digital nomad vampire.
But the worst? Well, "worst" is strong, but... remember that wonky door I mentioned? One morning, I went to leave my room. I pulled, I shoved, I jiggled… nothing. Stuck. I panicked. I'm talking full-blown, movie-moment panic. I envisioned myself trapped in the room, starving to death amongst the designer toiletries. Eventually, after a good ten minutes of struggling (and probably making a fool of myself), I managed to yank it open. It wasn't a disaster, but it was a moment. A moment that made me seriously consider whether I should invest in lock-picking lessons. That's my biggest complaint.
Besides that, nothing else.
What's the *vibe*? Is it stuffy or can I actually, you know, relax?
It's *luxurious* relaxed. Imagine yourself floating on a fluffy cloud, sipping champagne, and feeling all your troubles melt away. That's the vibe. It’s not a place where you need to feel like you're on parade. People are respectful, but not overly formal. I mean, I wore my oldest jeans and nobody gave me a second glance (mostly because no one could see my jeans through all the fancy things.) The staff is genuinely friendly and helpful. They are not fake, they are not overly attentive, they were just... present! And lovely! And they left me alone to enjoy this place. Which, after all these days in big cities, was the best thing ever.
Okay, I'm intrigued. But is it worth the price tag? Because, let's be honest, it's probably eye-watering...
Oof. The million-dollar question. Is it expensive? Yes! Ridiculously so. Is it worth it? That's the thing, right? It depends. If you're looking for a cheap getaway... absolutely not. If you're after a super-sleek, cookie-cutter hotel experience, skip it.
But. If you're looking for something special, something that feels like a true escape, something that will leave you feeling rested, rejuvenated, and just… *happy*... then, yeah, it might be worth it. Despite the shaky wifi and the door that tried to imprison me, I'd go back in a heartbeat. It was honestly, one of if not *the* best experiences of my lifeSmart Traveller Inns
