Indonesian Paradise: Your 2BR Deluxe Pool Villa Awaits (Breakfast Included!)
Indonesian Paradise: My 2BR Deluxe Pool Villa Diary (Breakfast Included & Tears of Joy… Mostly)
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this ain't your grandma's travel review. This is a deep dive, a plunge, a full body immersion (much like the pool!) into the Indonesian Paradise of, well, the Indonesian Paradise. Specifically: their 2BR Deluxe Pool Villa, breakfast included. Let’s just say, after a week of dealing with my toddler’s existential dread ("Why am I a baby?!"), this trip was less a vacation, more a… survival mission successfully completed.
Initial Impressions & The Accessibility Jigsaw Puzzle:
First things first: accessibility. This is HUGE for me. My partner uses a wheelchair, so navigating the world (and hotels) can be a minefield. The website touted accessibility, and honestly, the reality was a mixed bag. The villa itself, thankfully, was mostly good. Wide doorways, flat surfaces (essential!), and a decent-sized bathroom. (Accessibility: Wheelchair accessible? Yes! But… with caveats. More on that later, folks.)
The main issue was getting to the villa. The pathways weren't always perfectly smooth, and there were a couple of tricky gradients. The staff, though, were amazing. Seriously, angels in disguise. They were unbelievably helpful, always offering a hand (or a shoulder!) to help with maneuvering. (Services and conveniences: Facilities for disabled guests? Checked! But be prepared to advocate a little.)
Check-in – Touch & Go or Touch & Sigh?
Check-in was advertised as contactless (Services and conveniences: Contactless check-in/out?), which sounded heavenly. Reality? It was kind of… bumpy. Their technology-fu was still in its infancy, but eventually, after a bit of a kerfuffle with the app that refused to scan my passport (seriously, who designed this thing?!), we got the keys. (Services and conveniences: Check-in/out [express]?… Debatable. Check-in/out [private]? Definitely.) The doorman, however, was a legend. (Services and conveniences: Doorman? A rockstar.)
The Villa Itself: Paradise Found (and Found… and Found Again!)
Oh. My. Goodness. The villa. This is where Indonesian Paradise earns its name. Two bedrooms, a sprawling living area, a private pool, and enough space to actually breathe. Pure bliss. (Available in all rooms: Air conditioning, Wi-Fi [free], and everything else you could possibly imagine. Plus, high ceilings… and a palpable sense of freedom after being cooped up with a toddler all day.)
Let's talk about the pool. Glorious. Sparkling. Private. I think I spent half my time floating in that thing, drinking delicious (and surprisingly strong!) cocktails. (Things to do: Swimming pool [outdoor]? Absolutely. Pool with a view? Kinda, depending on which way you're looking. Blissful? Definitely.) There was even a little shallow area perfect for the little one – a true game changer.
The Breakfast Bonanza (and My Quest for the Perfect Smoothie):
Breakfast! Oh, the breakfast! Included with the villa (Dining, drinking, and snacking: Breakfast in room, Breakfast [buffet], Asian breakfast, Western breakfast, Coffee/tea in restaurant.), it was a symphony of flavors. The buffet itself was pretty standard, with eggs, pastries, fruit, and the usual suspects. But the à la carte (Dining, drinking, and snacking: A la carte in restaurant) menu? THAT was where the magic happened.
I became obsessed with finding the perfect smoothie. Seriously. I tried every single one. Mango, dragon fruit, banana… I even made a few requests. The staff, bless their hearts, obliged every whim. Some were epic, some were… let’s just say, adventurous. But the effort? Impeccable. (Dining, drinking, and snacking: Bottle of water? Always! Coffee/tea in restaurant? Constant supply! (and much needed!))
Food Glorious Food (and the Occasional Hiccup)
The on-site restaurants (Dining, drinking, and snacking: Restaurants, Poolside bar, Snack bar, Coffee shop…) offered a variety of cuisines. I loved the Asian cuisine (the Nasi Goreng was a dream!), but the Western options were a bit… hit and miss. One time, the burger patty was drier than the Sahara. But hey, you can't win 'em all. (Dining, drinking, and snacking: International cuisine in restaurant, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Western cuisine in restaurant.)
Room service was a lifesaver, especially those nights when the toddler refused to cooperate. The 24-hour availability was a godsend. (Dining, drinking, and snacking: Room service [24-hour]!)
Relaxation, Relaxation, Relaxation… With a Side of Toddler Chaos
This is where the Indonesian Paradise really delivers. They have a spa! (Things to do: Spa, Sauna, Steamroom, Massage, Body scrub, Body wrap…) I treated myself to a massage and it was… transcendental. Seriously, my shoulders finally relaxed. Actual relaxation! The sauna and steam room were a delightful bonus, and the foot bath was divine.
The fitness center was decent, though I confess I only made it there once, and that was only because my partner convinced me to be, let's say, "responsible". (Things to do: Fitness center, Gym/fitness.)
The biggest challenge? Trying to actually relax while the little one was, well, being a toddler. But even with the chaos, I managed to steal moments of peace. That pool was my sanctuary. The spa was my escape.
Cleanliness & Safety: Do They Really Care About the ‘Rona?
In these times, cleanliness is paramount. Indonesian Paradise seemed to take it seriously. (Cleanliness and safety: Hand sanitizer, Daily disinfection in common areas, Rooms sanitized between stays, Staff trained in safety protocol, Anti-viral cleaning products…) They had all the precautions in place, from hand sanitizer dispensers to staff wearing masks. However, the physical distancing wasn't always strictly enforced, and I did see a couple of people wandering around without masks. But overall, I felt safe. (Cleanliness and safety: Physical distancing of at least 1 meter?)
The Little Things – The Good, the Okay, and the… Interesting.
- Internet Access: Wi-Fi was free and generally reliable in the villa. (Internet access – wireless, Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!) But the signal in some of the more remote areas of the property was a bit spotty.
- Staff: The staff were, without exception, fantastic. Friendly, helpful, and patient. They really made the experience.
- The Bugs: Okay, this is Bali, people. Expect bugs. Lots of them. Mosquitoes, ants, the occasional rogue gecko. Bring bug spray.
- The Little Details: They offered a bunch of other services like dry cleaning and laundry (Services and conveniences: Dry cleaning, Laundry service, Daily housekeeping). Noticed that they also included lots of other things such as a safe box. (Available in all rooms: In-room safe box).
- The Bathroom: Okay, the bathroom was amazing. The (Available in all rooms: Separate shower/bathtub) bath was a sanctuary. Especially when the kids were asleep.
The Verdict: Tears of Joy (and Maybe a Few Minor Gripes)
Would I recommend Indonesian Paradise? Absolutely. Despite a few minor hiccups, it was a truly wonderful experience. The villa was stunning, the staff were incredible, and the overall vibe was relaxing and rejuvenating.
The accessibility challenges are something to be aware of, and I'd recommend calling ahead and confirming specific needs if you're relying on full accessibility. But the staff's willingness to help more than made up for any physical limitations.
Final Score: 4.5 out of 5 stars. It's not perfect, but it's pretty damn close. I left feeling refreshed, relaxed… and maybe a little bit sad to leave my new smoothie-making best friends. I'm already planning my return. Now, if you'll excuse me, I’m off to order another smoothie. Cheers!
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Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this ain't your grandma's itinerary, alright? This is… my chaotic, beautiful, Indonesian adventure, Two BR Deluxe Pool Villa-Breakfast#X2, and trust me, it's gonna be a rollercoaster. Here we go… (deep breath)
INDONESIAN DELIRIUM: A Two BR Deluxe Pool Villa Adventure (Probably Involving a Lot of Sunscreen)
Day 1: Arrival & Bali-Induced Bliss (and a Near Disaster Involving a Gecko)
- 8:00 AM: Wake up, slightly hungover from airport celebratory beers. Ugh. Why do I always plan these things? Pack the last minute, throw in the clothes. Get late for the airport.
- 10:00 AM: Finally, made it to the airport, thanks to my uber driver who was apparently training for the Indy 500. Flight delayed. Fine. More time to browse duty-free. Snag some overly expensive perfume (because, you know, INSTAGRAM).
- 3:00 PM: Land in Bali, finally! The air hits you like a warm, jasmine-scented hug. Immediately sweat through my travel outfit. Paradise is hot, folks!
- 4:00 PM: Find our driver, Wayan (I'm pretty sure every driver in Bali is named Wayan). Traffic is a circus on wheels. Scooter madness! Wayan navigates it like a caffeinated spider monkey.
- 5:00 PM: Arrive at the Two BR Deluxe Pool Villa. HOLY MOTHER OF… POOL! It's bigger than my apartment! The villa is stunning, pictures don’t do it justice. Breakfast is included? Sold. I need food, desperately.
- 6:00 PM: Unpack. Get immediately distracted by the infinity pool and the sound of cicadas. This is the life.
- 7:00 PM: Shower. Attempt to be fancy, end up with a stream of water that changes temperature every 2 seconds. Ah, memories!
- 7:30 PM: Stumble down to the restaurant. Overwhelmed by the sheer options.
- 8:00 PM: Dinner at the villa restaurant. Settle on Nasi Goreng (because duh). It's incredible. The sunset is even more incredible. Almost forget my camera.
- 9:00 PM: Relax. Watch the stars. The lights are blinding.
- 9:30 PM: Realize I’ve forgotten to charge my phone. Panic.
- 9:45 PM: Notice a gecko. Freak out a bit. It's the size of my hand. I'm fairly certain it was eyeing me.
- 9:50 PM: Scream a little.
- 9:51 PM: Calm down, accept my fate, and vow to become best friends with Gecko.
- 10:00 PM: Sleep. Maybe.
Day 2: Temples, Tantrums, and Tummy Troubles (Maybe)
- 7:00 AM: Wake up, slightly confused about what time it is. The birds are LOUD. Breakfast is divine. Fresh fruit, eggs, coffee… This is how the rich people live, I whisper.
- 8:00 AM: Driver arrives. Today: Touring time! First stop: Tanah Lot Temple, a Hindu temple on a rock formation in the ocean. Sounds gorgeous, right?
- 9:30 AM: Traffic is a beast. More scooter insanity. The smell of incense and exhaust fumes is… interesting.
- 10:00 AM: Arrive at Tanah Lot. IT IS GORGEOUS. Seriously. The crashing waves. The dramatic sky. The sheer scale of the temple. I take a LOT of pictures.
- 11:00 AM: Crowds! Shoulder to shoulder with tourists. Try to enjoy the beauty, but struggle.
- 11:30 AM: Buy a ridiculously overpriced souvenir.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch at a warung near Tanah Lot. Order something I can't pronounce. It's spicy. My sinuses are clear.
- 1:00 PM: Our second temple: Uluwatu Temple. Perched on a cliff. The views are spectacular. The monkeys? Not so much. They're clearly plotting something.
- 1:30 PM: Witness a monkey steal a tourist's sunglasses. Laugh. Sympathize. Take photos.
- 2:00 PM: Drive back to the villa, feeling a bit temple-d out.
- 3:00 PM - 6:00 PM: POOL TIME! Finally, some relaxation! Float. Read. Try not to think about work. Fail.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner. Sushi this time. Regret.
- 8:00 PM: Check for the Gecko. It is there. We wave hello.
- 9:00 PM: Consider doing yoga. Don’t. Watch a terribly dubbed Indonesian film. Fall asleep before the credits roll.
- 10:00 PM - ??? Wake up with a stomach ache. Might be the sushi. Regret everything.
Day 3: The Search for Serenity (and a Really Good Massage)
- 8:00 AM: Wake up with a slightly better tummy ache. Breakfast is light. Stick to toast.
- 9:00 AM: Today's mission: Find Serenity. First stop: a Balinese massage at the villa.
- 10:00 AM: The massage is heavenly. I melt into a puddle of bliss. Consider staying there forever.
- 11:00 AM: Stroll along a beach. The sand is like flour. The water is warm. The sun is strong.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch at a beachside cafe. Order fresh seafood. It is delicious. Even better than the sushi.
- 1:00 PM: Swim in the ocean. Get pummeled by a wave. Laugh.
- 2:00 PM: Wander. The beach is crowded. The hawkers are persistent.
- 2:30 PM: Find a secluded spot. Read a book. Actually manage to relax.
- 4:00 PM: Another massage! Because, you know, research.
- 5:00 PM: Stroll the beach again. Buy nothing.
- 6:00 PM - 8:00 PM: Dinner. A sunset dinner. Cocktails. Bliss.
- 9:00 PM: Pack. Realize I haven't bought any souvenirs. Panic a little.
- 9:30 PM: Say goodbye to the gecko.
- 10:00 PM: sleep.
Day 4: Farewell, Bali! (And a Plea to the Universe)
- 7:00 AM: Wake up. So sad to be leaving.
- 8:00 AM: Last breakfast at the villa. Eat everything.
- 9:00 AM: Check out. Say goodbye to the amazing villa staff.
- 9:30 AM: Road to the airport. Stress level through the roof.
- 10:00 AM: The traffic is legendary.
- 11:00 AM: Last minute souvenir shopping.
- 12:00 PM: Airport. Security. Flight.
- 2:00 -??? Fly home. Reflect on how amazing Bali was. Promise myself to return to that pool villa.
This is just a taste. And trust me, there will be more adventures, more moments of panic, and probably more gecko encounters. This is life, people! It’s messy. It’s imperfect. It’s wonderful. And I wouldn’t trade it for the world (except maybe some peace and quiet… and a lifetime supply of Nasi Goreng).
Indonesian Villa Paradise: 2BR, Private Pool & Breakfast Included!
Indonesian Paradise: Your 2BR Deluxe Pool Villa Awaits (Breakfast Included!) - Seriously, What's the Deal?
Okay, spill. Is this place actually paradise? Or just Instagrammable?
Alright, buckle up, Buttercup, because the truth? It’s a bit of both. Let me tell you, after schlepping my suitcase through mud and dodging a rogue chicken (more on that later) I was ready to declare it NOT paradise. Then, BAM! Stepping into that villa... the pool shimmered, the air smelled like frangipani, and Suddenly, the chicken incident faded into a funny anecdote. (Mostly.)
It's definitely Instagrammable. My feed exploded. BUT, and *this is important*, the feeling? The *real* feeling? That's where the magic happens. Sipping my first mimosa by the pool as the sun kissed my skin… that felt like cheating the system of life. Then the first morning, they bring you breakfast? A symphony of fresh fruit, perfect eggs and coffee strong enough to wake the dead? Yeah, maybe… maybe it *is* paradise-adjacent. (Just don’t expect perfection, 'cause, you know, life.)
The 2BR Deluxe Pool Villa… what's the *real* story? Space enough to, like, actually *live*?
My friends, the villa… is *massive*. I mean, my teenage son, who usually lives permanently attached to his phone, actually LOOKED UP from it and said, "Whoa." *Whoa* is high praise, people.
Two bedrooms, HUGE bathrooms (seriously, I could've held a Zumba class in one), a living area where you could comfortably host a small gathering (though I mostly hosted myself with a bottle of wine and Netflix), and of course, the pool. Which, let's be honest, is the reason you’re considering booking. It *felt* luxurious. It *felt* like I was living a life I couldn't afford. There was definitely enough space to live. And *breathe*. Which, after the stresses of, you know, *life*, was a godsend.
Pro tip: The air conditioning is a *must*. Don't cheap out on the electricity. Trust me.
Breakfast included. Is it the sad continental buffet type? Or are we talking something decent?
OMG, NO! Absolutely no sad continental buffets here. I'm talking about a *feast*. Every. Single. Day.
They bring it to your villa. You tell them what you want the night before. And it's, like, a *spread*. Fresh fruit you can’t even pronounce the names of (but hey, delicious!). Perfectly cooked eggs, cooked any way you want them. Toast, pastries, the works. And the coffee… listen, I'm a coffee snob. This coffee was GOOD. I mean, good enough that I actually finished the whole pot before 8 am, and I normally coast into coffee time around 10. It was a game changer and completely worth the vacation on its own.
The only downside? You will need to unbutton your pants. Seriously. Be prepared.
About that rogue chicken... Can you elaborate? Is the location, like, secluded, or am I going to be cohabitating with wildlife?
Okay, so, the chicken incident... It was Day 1. We were unpacking, and I’m admiring the view when BAM! A rogue chicken, with a glint of pure chaos in its beady little eye, darts across the path, narrowly missing my suitcase. I shrieked. My son, in a moment of rare bonding, laughed.
The location is *mostly* secluded. You've got a nice level of privacy. It's not slap bang in the middle of a city. There's a little bit of nature happening. But yes, you’re in Bali, so you might see a chicken. Or a friendly gecko. Or, if you're really lucky, a monkey. (I didn't see any monkeys, which was a personal tragedy. But I did get a photo of a particularly majestic butterfly.)
Embrace the wildlife. It’s part of the charm. And keep an eye out for chickens. They are *fast*.
What about the staff? Are they attentive? Overbearing? Somewhere in between?
The staff were… AMAZING. Truly. Attentive without being intrusive. They were there when you needed them, gone when you didn't. And so incredibly friendly and helpful. It wasn't the fake, plastic smile kind of friendly either. It felt genuine.
They cleaned the villa daily, made up the beds, and were always ready with a smile and a helpful tip or recommendation. Seriously the best part of the whole experience. I asked one of the staff about the best local warung, and they went above and beyond! They arranged for me to have a driver get me there! They were *that* good.
Basically, they made you feel like royalty. Which, let’s be honest, is exactly what you want on vacation, right?
Any hidden costs I should know about?
Okay, the fine print! There are always *some* hidden costs. While breakfast is included (Hallelujah!), drinks are extra. Mini-bar snacks, same deal. Spa treatments (and you *will* want spa treatments, trust me), are extra. Tours, drivers, tips… all the usual suspects.
The good news? Bali is generally pretty affordable. Those spa treatments, for example? A fraction of the price you would be paying at home. Just budget a little extra for incidentals.
Pro tip: The on-site restaurant is a bit pricier than eating at a local warung (small, family-run restaurant). So, you can save a bit of coin by being adventuresome and venturing out for food. Worth it, in my opinion. But the on-site restaurant is delicious! It's a win win.Indonesian Paradise: Your Deluxe Pool Villa Awaits (Breakfast Included!)
